More threenager silly talk: P: Mom, I NEED to wear my purple shirt today. Purple Mom!
Me: It’s dirty…let’s find another one. Hey, here’s one!
P: Mom! Mom, no…that’s not purple, that is MAGENTA!
We were about to eat dinner one night with Nana in town. Payton went to go sit at the dinner table but Nana’s laptop was on the table.
P: “Nana! If you don’t already move your Ipad out-of-the-way then I’m going to get whiney!”
Me: “Ok I am on my way to come help you put out your fire, I need to know where you live, where are you located?”
P: Well, I’m just right here in my chair!
Payton’s toy was broke:
Me: Hmmm, how are we going to fix this?
P: Oh well Daddy will fix it, he is a nice boy to fix it.
Payton got a new mirror in her room and we were getting ready to go:
P: Wait! <looking in mirror> I need to see if I look cool…I do!! Ok, we can go now.
We were eating lunch and I had a sandwich:
P: Mom, can I have your sandwich?
Me: Nope, you have your own lunch right there.
P: But just cut yours in half, I want to share!
P: Ok Mom don’t move. I’m going to cut off your ears. Don’t worry…I will be gentle. Very gentle. ….with these pliers!
Me: Payton you have gymnastics later today.