That’s right…I am two and zero months old! That means I am almost two! My first birthday I could care less about the cake, I threw it on the floor. Geez…what was the one year old me thinking?! But now…I can’t wait, 4 more months!! I want a huge big cake covered with M&Ms!!! Ooooohhhh, I love M&Ms! I also love fruit snacks! And not the dried apricots that Mama cuts up and calls “fruit snacks” but real real real yummy fruit snacks…she thinks she is so sneaky. She also thinks she is sneaking spinach into those yummy smoothies I drink every day…I am on to her! I only drink them so I don’t hurt her feelings…not because they are yummy…because they aren’t!
So, I am 20 months old and kind of a big deal! I am awesome and amazing…I never ever throw tantrums. Tantrums are for babies. If I want something then I beg and plead…and if I still get a “no” then and only then do I roll around on the ground pretending to throw a tantrum. It’s just pretend…geez! Speaking of babies…I love them! Fake ones and real ones! Real babies are the best!! I like to stand a foot away with my finger-pointing at them saying “baby” over and over and over and over again…I just want to make sure they know they are a baby! My own baby is the best, her name is Gabby, and Gabby has to do everything I do with me…Kid Sister and Meeeeee! Mama thinks Gabby is her old Cabbage Patch doll from when she was little…but Nana gave her to ME! So back off Mama!
Mama and Dada said I am talking so much these days…what’s the big dealyo? I am pretty good at counting now…ooooh, let me show you!! One, too, tree, for, six, for, ate, ten! I love to play “hiii-seek” with Mama…she covers me with a blanket and then I go find her! Sometimes we do this for an hour…I bet Mama loves that! I also love to be chased! Oh oh oh…I also love sunglasses…I love to put them on and say “cool, coo.” And when Mommy puts them on I say “pwitty Mama!”.